the pro-life movement can be summed up by the fact that one of my friends who’s pregnant was taking the bus home from downtown when all the people from the March for Life were also leaving and she asked a young girl sitting in the priority seating if she could sit down because she’s pregnant and the girl replied, “well I’m really tired, i was at the march all day.”
Are you fucking joking
People think feminism means that there’s a group of women somewhere that want to take trousers with pockets away from men and give them to women, and give men trousers with fake pockets, while in reality feminism is the general idea that everyone should have trousers with pockets, because pockets are awesome.
"i can’t find my suit"
"i dunno, i haven’t worn it in like a year it could be anywhere"
"oh found it"
"it’s too wrinkled can’t wear it"
"what do you mean we own an iron"
"….i dunno how to tie a tie"